I shut the door & immediately had to change the toilet paper roll, because apparently I am the only person capable of doing so.
G: It's lunch time! It's lunch time! We need to eat lunch now!
Me: *silence* (Hoping she would just go away.)
J: Mom? What's a Renaissance man?
J: What's a Renaissance man?
Me: Seriously? I'm trying to use the restroom!
G: It's lunch time! Can you make lunch now? I'm hungry! It's lunch time! (She has obviously not left)
E: Mommy, can you fix Optimus?
Me: Using the bathroom here! You're going to have to wait.
G: I'm hungry. Are you going to make lunch yet? It's lunch time! It's lunch time!
It was a power packed two-minute break. I'm pretty sure they don't do this to dad.